Jul
23
The Sad Sad Life of the Short Stick
Filed Under Need Spice, i need pleasure and you're not providing it, scary things, short men, small penis | 1 Comment
Linda Asks: My new boyfriend has a very small penis. I really enjoy his company but wished he was a few inches longer. Is there such a thing as a penis enlarger?
He Says: Yes. He can have an operation and a surgeon can implant fatty tissues to make it thicker. And those weird vacuum pump may make it longer, although I suspect neither option works too well. If you really like Shorty, your best bet is to train him on the finer arts of oral sex and buy some handy new toys on http://www.adameve.com for some steamier romps. Don’t forget, smaller sizes can be a turn-on too - they’re easier for women to handle for those all-important four-hour fellatio sessions required of today’s sex goddesses.
She Says: That’s a deal breaker for me but if you love him and want to keep him around then I’d suggest some great lingerie. That can definitely spice things up for both of you. Or perhaps you want to invest in one of these? They can be a lot of fun especially when he’s involved. ‘Male enhancers’ do exist but I doubt they work - I’ve never heard of anyone using one except on Austin Powers.
Jul
7
How To Meet A Decent Man…in NYC
Filed Under NYC Men, crazy women, men in self imposed convents, playahs, short men | Leave a Comment
Julie from NYC: Will I ever meet a decent man in NYC? If so, where?
She Says: It seems that men in New York (Robert Pattison what?) think that the women in New York are just as crazy as the men… which leads me to conclude that either everyone in New York is insane or we need to chill out. If you continue to go out and show up you’re going to eventually meet someone… but the real secret to meeting someone ‘decent’ is to let him come to you. It may be old fashioned but its the truth. And perhaps try getting involved in ‘things’ - sailing group? biking? charity? It will not only improve your chances of meeting someone it will also make you a happier person!
He Says: There are no decent men in New York or anywhere for that matter. We are all scoundrels, two-timers, phonies, hypocrites, liars and worse, especially state governors. But that’s why you love us.
May
28
Short Men Love Me
Filed Under short men | 3 Comments
Manhattan Amazon: I’m 5′7″ and like to wear heels when I go out. I seem to be a magnet for short men - men that are 1 - 3 inches shorter than my natural height - nothing against the man so long as the attitude and character are cool, but I am just curious why I seem to attract shorter men?
She Says: Shorter men typically have to work more to get a good woman. More work = more fun for the girl. Perhaps they’re more engaging, have a great sense of humor or are just really nice. So it may be that you’re just attracted to great personality types and in turn they’re attracted to you. I’m not saying there aren’t tall hilarious guys out there… but generally the less a person has to work at flirting with the opposite sex… the more blasé they become about interaction with other people.
He Says: Well I could offer some purely physical reasons such as his proximity to your upper torso, but that’s not a good enough reason to date. It is also possible that you feel more relaxed around shorter men and they respond positively to this. If in fact you are more relaxed around shorter men, why not give it a try! They may try real hard to overcompensate and make you happy!