Aug
11
Honey Came In and She Caught Me Red-Handed
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Linda Asks: I found out my current male lover occasionally wears a bra. He doesn’t stuff it but I still find it a little disturbing. Do you think I could convince him to stop wearing one?
He Says: WTF?? He wears a bra occasionally? This boy has a problem, stuffing or not. Perhaps he fantasizes about being a woman, a Victoria’s Secret model or is a closet transvestite. Or maybe he has a fetish for women’s’ clothes. Whatever the case, he should seek professional treatment or you may find yourself in the bottom of a pit in his basement, ala Silence of the Lambs…
She Says: Your question made me laugh but not in a good way. Does he do this at a specific time of day? What is his reasoning? Regardless, it’s not good. No corn-husking tractor-driving weight-lifting man I know wears a bra. It sounds like you may need to do a little sleuthing around to figure out what’s up with his private life. Or drop him like a bad habit!
Jul
23
The Sad Sad Life of the Short Stick
Filed Under Need Spice, i need pleasure and you're not providing it, scary things, short men, small penis | 1 Comment
Linda Asks: My new boyfriend has a very small penis. I really enjoy his company but wished he was a few inches longer. Is there such a thing as a penis enlarger?
He Says: Yes. He can have an operation and a surgeon can implant fatty tissues to make it thicker. And those weird vacuum pump may make it longer, although I suspect neither option works too well. If you really like Shorty, your best bet is to train him on the finer arts of oral sex and buy some handy new toys on http://www.adameve.com for some steamier romps. Don’t forget, smaller sizes can be a turn-on too - they’re easier for women to handle for those all-important four-hour fellatio sessions required of today’s sex goddesses.
She Says: That’s a deal breaker for me but if you love him and want to keep him around then I’d suggest some great lingerie. That can definitely spice things up for both of you. Or perhaps you want to invest in one of these? They can be a lot of fun especially when he’s involved. ‘Male enhancers’ do exist but I doubt they work - I’ve never heard of anyone using one except on Austin Powers.
Jul
9
An Unforgettable Evening…. Then This Happened
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Gail asks: I went on a lovely date with a really wonderful man last week. Everything was perfect until we started passionately kissing and he had a little accident. Should I call him back? I felt so embarrassed for him…
He Says: Whoa. Naturally I would like to hear more details about this, like how adroitly he handled this embarrassing incident, which reflects how confident he is in his skin and at the dating game. He could have some sort of medical issue that could be explained and laughed off. Or it could be a one-off over the pressure of seeming perfect on an early date (and there is a lot of pressure these days!!). If he is a decent guy, you may want to continue the pursuit. Like I have said, no man is perfect and bodies can be a drag sometimes. Don’t forget, you ladies can have a host of embarrassing issues that can also interfere with your ravishingness on occasion. Don’t leave another scarred victim on the dating scene – give the man a call – then dump him if it happens again!
She Says: He will either be mortified or used to it. I’m sure he knows it is a problem. But no. Don’t call him. He will either lose interest in you (he’s used to it) or he will think you’re pity calling him making him avoid calling you back (mortified). But if you’re calling him back I would say yes please do! Everyone needs a second chance… especially if you had a wonderful time with him! These issues are more common than you think!
Jun
25
You’re Just A Momma’s Boy….
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Celeste from Atlanta: My boyfriend is really attached to his mother. He calls her at least twice a day and each phone call lasts between 30 mins to 2 hours. I can’t handle it anymore. I feel like he tells her things about our relationship that I would never tell my mother. What should I do?
She Says: Everyone has a different relationship with their mother. But sometimes it’s a little… WTF!? crazy (overbearingly?) close. Relationships are two sided so the mother is mostly likely encouraging this kind of interaction with her son. Unfortunately, I’d say there’s nothing you can do without seeming like evel knieval. You’re best bet is probably to shimmy up to the mother so she feels less comfortable talking to her son about your intimate details. Ask him to please keep your private moments with him private. If he respects you he’ll respect your request!
He Says: Unless you boyfriend is running a multi-million dollar family business with his mom, I’d say this boy has problems. Either he has a serious dependency issue or his mom does or both. At the very least, mom should respect you and your relationship with her precious boy. I say confront him and tell him to deal with his mother issues with a shrink. If he doesn’t get help, mom is going to be moving in soon.
Jun
2
This Is Definitely Not Swine Flu
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Patricia from Mayland: My husband came home with a rash on his extremities. We’ve been together for 2.5 years and I’ve never seen anything like it before. He says that it comes out every now and again but I’m not sure if I believe him….
She Says: When you say rash do you mean Herpes? Or do you mean something else? Thoroughly investigate Web MD and get back to me.