Aug
4
I Remember When I Lost My Mind
Filed Under Need Spice, cheating?, crazy women, dumping, i need pleasure and you're not providing it, men in self imposed convents, proposals, run away joe | Leave a Comment
Jesse Asks: My boyfriend has stopped having sex with me. What is going on? He says he’s not in the mood or that he’s tired and it’s been like this for the last 5 months!!! It’s making me crazy!
He Says: Well he has obviously lost interest in you or getting it somewhere else. Since this is the two- ton elephant in the room, you have a right to demand better answers than “I’m tired” or “I’m not in the mood.” In fact, this is clearly a human rights violation. Threaten to haul him into the International Court of Justice in the Hague - your fundamental human needs aren’t being met. Maybe some wig-wearing judge will set him straight.
She Says: I used to think that when this happens it means he’s moved on mentally. Which is still often the case. But other times, men ‘just don’t feel like it’. I know so because friends of mine have been proposed to after this exact thing happened. To me, it means he’s gotten very comfortable with you. This can be a good or a bad thing. Sometimes this means he’s taking you for granted and other times this means that he’s happy and not that sexual. That vibe can only be picked up on by you. You know your man.. if he’s a sexual kind of guy then you may have a problem on your hands.
Jul
10
Life Can Be A Bitch
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Susan Asks: My boyfriend of five years just broke up with me and moved out while I was out of town. He didn’t give me a reason for the abrupt split. How can I get him back?
He Says: Hmm, maybe it was your lingerie? Your perfume? Or maybe he didn’t like that unsightly stubble after you haven’t shaved down there for a while? Honey, if you are clueless about why your man bolted after five years, you have either been in a coma or in ditzland for a long time. Did he move in with another woman? Or a man?? These are important clues….! But chances are, your man had some issues that were never discussed. Your job is to reestablish communications and find out if they can be solved.
She Says: Excuse me? Why do you WANT him back? He sounds like a coward. Cowardly men sneak around undercover because they are insecure. Insecurity means possible cheating on you, possibly talking bad about you behind your back, and a generally unhappy character. I would run as fast as you can away from this fiasco! It sounds like the best thing has happened… he has probably been getting up the guts to do this for a while. What do the readers think?