Aug
4
I Remember When I Lost My Mind
Filed Under Need Spice, cheating?, crazy women, dumping, i need pleasure and you're not providing it, men in self imposed convents, proposals, run away joe | Leave a Comment
Jesse Asks: My boyfriend has stopped having sex with me. What is going on? He says he’s not in the mood or that he’s tired and it’s been like this for the last 5 months!!! It’s making me crazy!
He Says: Well he has obviously lost interest in you or getting it somewhere else. Since this is the two- ton elephant in the room, you have a right to demand better answers than “I’m tired” or “I’m not in the mood.” In fact, this is clearly a human rights violation. Threaten to haul him into the International Court of Justice in the Hague - your fundamental human needs aren’t being met. Maybe some wig-wearing judge will set him straight.
She Says: I used to think that when this happens it means he’s moved on mentally. Which is still often the case. But other times, men ‘just don’t feel like it’. I know so because friends of mine have been proposed to after this exact thing happened. To me, it means he’s gotten very comfortable with you. This can be a good or a bad thing. Sometimes this means he’s taking you for granted and other times this means that he’s happy and not that sexual. That vibe can only be picked up on by you. You know your man.. if he’s a sexual kind of guy then you may have a problem on your hands.
Jul
23
The Sad Sad Life of the Short Stick
Filed Under Need Spice, i need pleasure and you're not providing it, scary things, short men, small penis | 1 Comment
Linda Asks: My new boyfriend has a very small penis. I really enjoy his company but wished he was a few inches longer. Is there such a thing as a penis enlarger?
He Says: Yes. He can have an operation and a surgeon can implant fatty tissues to make it thicker. And those weird vacuum pump may make it longer, although I suspect neither option works too well. If you really like Shorty, your best bet is to train him on the finer arts of oral sex and buy some handy new toys on http://www.adameve.com for some steamier romps. Don’t forget, smaller sizes can be a turn-on too - they’re easier for women to handle for those all-important four-hour fellatio sessions required of today’s sex goddesses.
She Says: That’s a deal breaker for me but if you love him and want to keep him around then I’d suggest some great lingerie. That can definitely spice things up for both of you. Or perhaps you want to invest in one of these? They can be a lot of fun especially when he’s involved. ‘Male enhancers’ do exist but I doubt they work - I’ve never heard of anyone using one except on Austin Powers.