Jul
14
Porn Addiction: The Call of the Wild
Filed Under Need Spice, cheating?, dirty names, porn love | 2 Comments
Tara asks: My husband’s porn addiction has become more of an obsession. He watches porn every night before we go to bed. It makes me feel uncomfortable and inadequate. Is there anything that I can do? It’s been like this for the last year.
He Says: Well it depends what kind of porn he’s into. If it’s men in torture chambers or with farm animals, I’d say it’s time to move on (unless it’s with a sheep named Bessie, but that’s another story…). But seriously, you’ve been cutting your man too much slack for too long. Some porn can be nice to watch as a couple but you should try to move him into more sublime erotic material, like Last Tango in Paris instead of Girls Gone Wild…. If that doesn’t work, tell him to find a hooker to marry. He’ll get the message.
She Says: I’m pretty sure some men become addicted to porn. It may ease his mind after a hard days work. Unfortunately though it may also satisfy his needs before he gets to you. Have you ever tried getting hot and heavy with him before he turns on the tube? It might be what he needs and he’ll soon forget about the trashy ladies lingering behind the screen.
May
29
What Did You Just Call Me?
Filed Under dirty names | 1 Comment
Emma from Adamsville, AL: My husband of 3 years has recently started calling me dirty names in bed. I’ve told him time and time again that it bothers me - but he won’t stop. What should I do?
She Says: Compromise! Calling you dirty names might not be fun for you but it’s evidently a turn on for him. And you want to please your man in bed…. Right? But he needs to please you too. So brainstorm names that sound dirty but aren’t necessarily. And maybe use some on him. He might pick up on it!
He Says: This probably means that he wants you to get down and get dirty. Maybe you are too prim and proper in bed – too cuddly and girly. He wants a walk on the wild side. Offer to tie him up and slap him around a bit! Tell him you have fantasies about vampires! Do it on the dining room table! Unleash your inner woman!
