Aug
11
Honey Came In and She Caught Me Red-Handed
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Linda Asks: I found out my current male lover occasionally wears a bra. He doesn’t stuff it but I still find it a little disturbing. Do you think I could convince him to stop wearing one?
He Says: WTF?? He wears a bra occasionally? This boy has a problem, stuffing or not. Perhaps he fantasizes about being a woman, a Victoria’s Secret model or is a closet transvestite. Or maybe he has a fetish for women’s’ clothes. Whatever the case, he should seek professional treatment or you may find yourself in the bottom of a pit in his basement, ala Silence of the Lambs…
She Says: Your question made me laugh but not in a good way. Does he do this at a specific time of day? What is his reasoning? Regardless, it’s not good. No corn-husking tractor-driving weight-lifting man I know wears a bra. It sounds like you may need to do a little sleuthing around to figure out what’s up with his private life. Or drop him like a bad habit!
Aug
4
I Remember When I Lost My Mind
Filed Under Need Spice, cheating?, crazy women, dumping, i need pleasure and you're not providing it, men in self imposed convents, proposals, run away joe | Leave a Comment
Jesse Asks: My boyfriend has stopped having sex with me. What is going on? He says he’s not in the mood or that he’s tired and it’s been like this for the last 5 months!!! It’s making me crazy!
He Says: Well he has obviously lost interest in you or getting it somewhere else. Since this is the two- ton elephant in the room, you have a right to demand better answers than “I’m tired” or “I’m not in the mood.” In fact, this is clearly a human rights violation. Threaten to haul him into the International Court of Justice in the Hague - your fundamental human needs aren’t being met. Maybe some wig-wearing judge will set him straight.
She Says: I used to think that when this happens it means he’s moved on mentally. Which is still often the case. But other times, men ‘just don’t feel like it’. I know so because friends of mine have been proposed to after this exact thing happened. To me, it means he’s gotten very comfortable with you. This can be a good or a bad thing. Sometimes this means he’s taking you for granted and other times this means that he’s happy and not that sexual. That vibe can only be picked up on by you. You know your man.. if he’s a sexual kind of guy then you may have a problem on your hands.