Jul
23
The Sad Sad Life of the Short Stick
Filed Under Need Spice, i need pleasure and you're not providing it, scary things, short men, small penis
Linda Asks: My new boyfriend has a very small penis. I really enjoy his company but wished he was a few inches longer. Is there such a thing as a penis enlarger?
He Says: Yes. He can have an operation and a surgeon can implant fatty tissues to make it thicker. And those weird vacuum pump may make it longer, although I suspect neither option works too well. If you really like Shorty, your best bet is to train him on the finer arts of oral sex and buy some handy new toys on http://www.adameve.com for some steamier romps. Don’t forget, smaller sizes can be a turn-on too - they’re easier for women to handle for those all-important four-hour fellatio sessions required of today’s sex goddesses.
She Says: That’s a deal breaker for me but if you love him and want to keep him around then I’d suggest some great lingerie. That can definitely spice things up for both of you. Or perhaps you want to invest in one of these? They can be a lot of fun especially when he’s involved. ‘Male enhancers’ do exist but I doubt they work - I’ve never heard of anyone using one except on Austin Powers.
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