Jul
10
Life Can Be A Bitch
Filed Under cheating?, dumping, run away joe
Susan Asks: My boyfriend of five years just broke up with me and moved out while I was out of town. He didn’t give me a reason for the abrupt split. How can I get him back?
He Says: Hmm, maybe it was your lingerie? Your perfume? Or maybe he didn’t like that unsightly stubble after you haven’t shaved down there for a while? Honey, if you are clueless about why your man bolted after five years, you have either been in a coma or in ditzland for a long time. Did he move in with another woman? Or a man?? These are important clues….! But chances are, your man had some issues that were never discussed. Your job is to reestablish communications and find out if they can be solved.
She Says: Excuse me? Why do you WANT him back? He sounds like a coward. Cowardly men sneak around undercover because they are insecure. Insecurity means possible cheating on you, possibly talking bad about you behind your back, and a generally unhappy character. I would run as fast as you can away from this fiasco! It sounds like the best thing has happened… he has probably been getting up the guts to do this for a while. What do the readers think?
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